Tagged As: Madonna, Jonas Brothers, Yankees, Sweet & Sticky Tour, Alex Rodriguez

The rather amicable divorce of Madonna and Guy Ritchie apparently ends her time as a de-facto citizen of England, accent and all is over. She quickly established herself as an American again by doing her best to force a divorce between Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez and his eventual ex-wife Cynthia Rodriguez.

It is nice to have out little home wrecker back. I am a little worried that she might adopt an obnoxious Bronx accent so quickly after dropping her painful, haughty British one. I am also worried for those New Yorkers with Yankees tickets since, according to Madonna, he is a warrior poet.

He writes her love poems. Now rumors had him with her in the middle of the season. While his numbers did not drop to badly considering that he only played 138 lovelorn games instead of 162. The Yankees did fail to make a true dynasty effort as the season came to a close.

I think it is widely known that the only person allowed to draw adoration by a Yankees player is Derek Jeter. Perhaps while Madonna is off on her Sticky & Sweet Tour A-Rod can wine and dine Jeter at a nice B&B in Maine and begin laying the foundation for a great 2009 Yankees season.

Remember the good times…

I am curious to what other kind of havoc the newly single Madonna can cause in the land of pop culture. I think it would be fun if she started a feud with Vanessa Hudgens over Zach Efron. Could you imagine the months of cat fights between the ultimate Cougar and lil’ miss Jail Bait. Us Magazine and every other celebrity rag would have a field day every day.

Of course, Madonna could establish herself as queen bee of the pop world again by tainting the wholesome image of the Jonas Brothers. Suddenly the cutesy singles like “Lovebug” and Burnin’ Up” would enter a new world where the lyrics would enter a new era of meaning ala Madonna’s own “Like A Virgin” in Reservoir Dogs.